I need to go take an enormous dump

[cherriesmum]

hahaha ...we need to rename this thread 'port o let R US'...

[ellanoize]

I'm gonna install a couple of Port-a-potty's over by the entrance for emergncy calls...but ya gotta bring your own books or magazines

[Dave Henderson]

Originally posted by pitz:
wonder whatever happened to old "bound-up" Dave?? He must have found relief hahahaha

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm good, thanks. I am back to regular for the most part and tonight, hit up Taco Bell for a bag's worth for that extra shove.

[cherrysis]

that will do it everytime!!!

[cherriesmum]

*ROTFLMAO*.....Dave we really need to keep you around..you make us laugh...

[Dave Henderson]

Without going into too much detail about the bathroom experience...

I have to say that there's nothing like a good Taco Bell fix. I pounded a 24 of Hurricane and then chowed on a beef Gordita plus a meximelt and nachos. I put three packets of hot sauce on each one. Then lots of water before bed. I wake up refreshed and feeling great the next day...and after that first heavy cup of coffee its bombs away followed by an encore about 30 minutes later and I'm cleaned out for the day.

I usually go with three soft tacos and a pintos and cheese.

[Dave Henderson]

Oops...double post.

<font color="#000000" size="1">[ January 29, 2007 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Dave Henderson ]</font>

[ellanoize]

I like to get about a dozen of the white castle hamburgers



these little sliders can REALLY clean out a persons plumbing system [img]wink.gif[/img]

[cherriesmum]

ok I just retched,,,that too will clean out your system

[Dave Henderson]

Sorry for the double post....

I guess it's fitting since I had an encore dump yesterday.

I usually don't hit Taco Bell back to back nights, but last night I waited to long to get food and by that time ol' reliable TB was about the only thing open so I cruised in, grabbed a Chalupa and a chicken quesadilla. Today, one power dump and 30 minutes later...an explosion. That second one is always more violent than the first and I have to find a bathroom that's empty or go to the library and drop a bomb there, otherwise it's embarrassing with the noise.

No TB tonight.